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If you’re in a romantic relationship and you’re looking for a way stress the hell out of all the single people who currently follow you on social media, you’re in luck. Here’s a list of things you can do that will make all your single followers fall on their knees and scream, “GOD WHEN?! AM I NOT YOUR CHILD TOO??!!!” or some other overplayed variation of that.
5. Post two POV pictures of you and your partner at a restaurant and caption it, “Their view. My view.”
This reminds single people of the fact that they have to go to restaurants alone and quietly ask for a table one, hoping that the waiter doesn’t snicker and say “Eeyah.”
